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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Will getting busted while driving a white Ford Taurus hurt Eminem's street creds?

When knocking over mailboxes while driving drunk and naked in a white Ford Taurus is outlawed, only outlaws will knock over mailboxes while driving drunk and naked in a white Ford Taurus.

Fatwa by M.D. Fatwa at 8:42 PM

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