Will getting busted while driving a white Ford Taurus hurt Eminem's street creds?

When knocking over mailboxes while driving drunk and naked in a white Ford Taurus is outlawed, only outlaws will knock over mailboxes while driving drunk and naked in a white Ford Taurus.

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I don't think I'd want to get held in contempt by Judge Higbee. (That's the Sarlacc Pit, for all you non-lawyers out there.)