Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Boston needs to watch more Aqua Teen...bigtime

Looks like all of Boston shut down because of the Mooninites. As Carl might say, that's just so sweet!

Jeebuz, anyone who watches the Cartoon Network could tell you that no terrorist would make a bomb that looked like a Mooninite. For one thing, you pretty much have to be stoned geek to even know who Ignignokt and Err are. And I just don't think stoned terrorists are all that motivated to make improvised explosive devices. Elaborate bongs, maybe. But not IEDs.

So maybe Boston's finest needs one or two stoner Adult Swim fans to help them identify the pranks from the terrorists. There's bound to be one or two on the other side of the river. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Showing the world you can have someone say "shithead" in a cartoon, provided you say it in German.

3 comments:

Ryan said...

On the upside, it was only through articles about this "hoax" that I found out about the Aqua Teen movie

Anonymous said...

So how do I get my hands on one of the Mooninite Lite-Brite DooHikies?

M.D. Fatwa said...

You kinda have to make one yourself. But it's pretty easy. First, you need a Lite-Brite. Then you need 4 "D"-cell batteries, a cell phone (preferably one you don't need anymore), and about 2 pounds of plastic explosive.