Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Public service anti-drug message #1

And to think, this woman wasn't even high yet.
A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said. Eloise D. Reaves, 50, approached the Putnam County sheriff's deputy at a convenience store Friday, telling him that another man had sold her "bad crack" that contained wax and cocaine. She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy's car for inspection, the Palatka Daily News reported for Tuesday editions.
As Mr. Mackey might say, "Children, crack will make ya stupid, m'kay?" Really really really mind-blowingly working-really-hard-at-it stupid.

Thanks to Pokey. ...Wow...

1 comment:

Ryan said...

That's beautiful -- absolute faith in contract law.